You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people.
*screams into the night* DOCTOR WHO TOMORROW
Honestly guys stop worrying about the size of your dicks and start worrying about your eating out techniques, just sayin’
So go find someone who fucks you right and treats you how you deserve to be treated. (via naeive)
“you don’t look depressed though”
oh yeah sorry i forgot to bring my literal dark cloud with me today